I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
Was it revenge for the braids?
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
not being at comic con like